
courtesy of New Line Cinema
Neil Patrick Harris (left) with Kal Penn (center) as Kumar and John Cho as Harold in “Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.”
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When the first joke that opens "Harold and Kumar Escape from
Guantanamo Bay" has someone taking a noisy dump, followed closely
by a rather graphic joke about masturbation, it's clear that it's
going to be unapologetically raunchy.
This wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing. Some films use raunchy
humor to hilarious effect. Just look at "Knocked Up" or "The
40-Year Old Virgin." Unfortunately, the only reason this second
installment of the adventures of the pothead duo adds all this
extra vulgarity seems to be for the sole purpose of making
everything bigger and more exaggerated than the original, which the
filmmakers falsely assume will make it better.
The movie begins immediately after the end of the first film,
"Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle," with Harold and Kumar in
their apartments getting ready to go to Amsterdam. Once they board
the airplane, Kumar tries to smoke some weed in the bathroom but is
mistaken for a terrorist, so he and Harold, being ethnic
minorities, are transported to Guantanamo Bay, from which they
quickly manage to escape, true to the film's title.
From there the two must journey to Texas to meet Kumar's love
interest, Vanessa (of course Harold can't be the only one with a
love interest this time around). She is engaged to a self-absorbed
jerk named Colton who works for the government and whom the duo
hopes can help them rightfully regain their American
identities.
Part of the charm of the first film was how simple the adventure
essentially was: Harold and Kumar had to drive 45 miles to get some
White Castle burgers, and it took them all of one night. It was
short, sweet, to the point, and surprisingly effective at
overturning movie stereotypes of Asians.
This one goes the opposite direction, opting for being
over-the-top and crude at almost every single turn. More often than
not, it's funny, but even when Harold and Kumar are falling through
the sky at several hundred feet per second, fans of the first will
miss the simpler times, like when Kumar had a dream about marrying
a bag of marijuana.
Aside from the crudeness, this one sets its satirical sights on
the United States government, but it never extends beyond the
broadest kind of parody.
Every government official with whom Harold and Kumar come into
contact (save one) is a bumbling buffoon. At one point, one of them
shakes his head in awe at the stoner duo and says, "North Korea and
al-Qaida workin' together." It's funny, but not very
sophisticated.
Even a sexually appalling incident that occurs at Guantanamo Bay
is played for laughs. Comedy should be daring if it's going to be
raunchy (remember "Borat"?), but watching a prison guard force two
men to perform oral sex on him and knowing that the filmmakers
expect you to laugh at it is a little off-putting, especially when
there seems to be no real point to the scene.
There's pushing the envelope, and then there's breaking it, and
some of the supposed "satire" in this film definitely breaks it.
The aforementioned scene is supposedly included to make some
comment about how morally corrupt our government has become, but
there's no clear sign of that, and its obvious execution dilutes
this intention to the point of meaninglessness.
Neil Patrick Harris makes another appearance, but despite being
plastered all over the trailers and posters, he's little more than
a cameo in this one, being even less vital to the story than he was
in the first.
It's disappointing, because many fans were doubtless hoping to
see more Doogie Howser this time around, but at the same time it's
also kind of a relief, because the filmmakers were conservative
with Harris and didn't go too far with him, as with everything
else.
Perhaps the worst thing about this movie is its predictability.
Though the scope (in terms of distance) has widened, the same basic
things happen to the two. They even meet a crazy old man in the
woods who has a devastatingly attractive wife, like in the
original.
Kumar's love interest bogs the whole story down with unnecessary
tedium. Viewers will never particularly care about whether the two
get together, and Danneel Harris, the actress, never elevates her
character beyond the most basic stereotype.
"This'll be like 'Eurotrip,' except it won't suck," Kumar tells
Harold at the beginning of the film. Thankfully, he's right.
Despite all the flaws, there's something gloriously insane about
Harold and Kumar. Sure, they go overboard in almost every way, but
the duo still have effortless chemistry and can easily carry the
heavy weight of this film on their own shoulders.
And fans who stick around after the credits will probably ask,
"Dude, where's my sequel?"
Plot: C+
Acting: B+
Comedy: B+
Overall: B
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