The mustache trend must end

I have this theory, called the Little Man Theory, which states that the men of Seattle Pacific grow mustaches in order to compensate for their lack of manliness. SPU men began the mustache-wearing trend a few years ago, when the hipster movement exploded, as a sort of ironic, “Look at me, dad! I look like […]

Editorial comment

In an era where the Cookie Monster has turned into the Veggie Monster, it’s nice to know that there is still one day dedicated to sweets and fun—Halloween. Sure, Halloween doesn’t preach the healthiest lifestyle, but that’s okay. Today’s kids are bombarded with pressures to eat broccoli instead of Butterfingers. One day of sugary goodies […]